Carlmageddon's Bunker (working title)

I made a Cafepress shop. It's as simple as that. I had some ideas for some T-Shirt designs and ran with them. One is almost completely a rip-off, the other two are quote based but hopefully more original. Generally this is just stuff I've wanted to have on T-shirts and mugs for ages, and instead of waiting for them to come to me, I figured I'd generate them myself and see if anyone else felt the same!

There are three designs so far, and I've picked a few things I wanted them on. If you want a design on something that isn't there yet, let me know and I'll put it together for you.

Click here for the shop!

Cheers,
Carl

Excuses, Excuses...

So I've been away for about 3 months... and here are what can only be called excuses.

When I and my Fiancée started looking for a place to live, we honestly didn't expect it to be as quick as it was. The words "You can move in at the end of the month" were brilliant to hear, especially for such a lovely, and relatively cheap place. So we were quick to get into action, packing all our worldly possessions (mainly about seven boxes of DVDs and video games in my case) and moving in.

Then when we had moved everything necessary in, it came to the computer, which unfortunately was a shared one with my parents. They would keep it until a new one was bought and delivered, so they were quick to get into action and buy a new computer... from Mesh. Who went into administration (although there website seems to say otherwise). And didn't tell them for ages. So that delayed me getting my computer to my flat for a while.

Then I went on holiday. Yet another delay. And I didn't have a computer table. So another one. Anyway, now I'm home and I have my computer and my computer table and that was this weekend just passed.

So now I can get back to learning more about what I want to do best. Describing what I think about films and television in a way that will inspire others to either steer clear or seek them out.

Let's get to it eh?

I'm coming back, I promise!

I know it must be an obligatory thing for every blog to have at some point, but this is a genuine promise to return to this thing with full speed on. When I started it I had very few ideas and was hoping that making this happen would spark my imagination. The internet is very deceptive that way, and my 250ish Stumble's will agree with that.

However, I have begun work on a few ideas that have been knocking around my skull and I'm pretty proud of the one that has finally come to fruition tonight, with ridiculously terrible awesome photoshop animation at it's core. It's set to become a weekly thing for Carlmageddon so you'll at least see one thing per week from me.

I'm hoping to have everything set to go by the start of February, so fingers crossed I can stop procrastinating long enough to type some coherent thoughts down!

Also, the photo of Nick Cage is because I've been watching quite a bit of his filmography recently, and with the aid of my Lovefilm, this shall continue!

Back soon,

Carl England

Bitching and Moaning about things that came out 10 years ago is fun...

An artist's rendering of the author

Welcome, dear friend, to a place where you can read all my wisdom at it's finest, on all the most random things you thought you'd never read anyone talking about ever. Whether it's my thoughts on a random old episode of 30 Rock or Spaced, a viewing of Star Trek: Nemesis or THE FILM THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED*, or the latest game I fail to complete because I'm terrible at video games. I hope you enjoy my exploits, and would like to thank you for stopping by.

The legenedary,
Carl England

*A clue: It stars a man, played by David McCallum, who seems to spend the majority of his time in a hot tub.